I would want soap to survive the end of the world. When i am running around killing zombies i might get a little sweaty. Sweat makes people smelly, which i don't like. So what do i need? Soap!!!
That way i can deal with my smell.
I cant kill zombies alone since im only 5 feet tall and weigh as much as a very large bag of potatoes. To help me i would need my chunker muffin baby bear Oso. He could chase and bite zombies and could warn me when im about to be killed. Also when i get scared or cold i could just cuddle with him and play with his neck fat.
You cant kill zombies without having some awesome background music. So my iPod loaded with some great battle metal will make me and oso feel super amazing while we do our thing. Plus, life is boring without music, and we cant afford to be bored. Boredom causes laziness, and that means death.
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